Dancing with Cinderella

In the car the other day, “Can you please turn the air on, I am melting?”

“Am I too young to be thinking about love?”

“What does it feel like to be in the toiliet?”  Michael, “I don’t know.”  Jayda, Want to google it?” 

She was tired one day and attempted to run to her room and says “I can’t run, my run is broken”.

She was out of breathe one day and says, “I’m out of BREETHS”.

We were shopping one day and I had a coupon that you scratched off to see how much discount we were going to get… Jayda says, “You have to itch it to see how much money we can use?”

She was jumping on the bed and I calmly said, “Jayda Mireya, please stop.” She then says, “you say that with an exclamation mom, like this, JAYDA MIREYA STOP! Try it now mom.”